if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,
(via joanashino)Posted on July 22, 2014 at 9:53 PM
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
(via wiievo)Posted on July 18, 2014 at 12:59 PM
How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail
(via virtuous-men)Posted on July 18, 2014 at 12:58 PM
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
no but see the thing is these arent even accidents like “woops i was vacuuming naked” they happen because dudes get lonely and forget that older vacuum cleaners generate suction with fan blades
(via prehensile-nipples)Posted on July 18, 2014 at 12:55 PM
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
(via onefitmodel)Posted on July 18, 2014 at 12:53 PM
Posted on July 18, 2014 at 12:53 PM
"In a lot of ways Piper was my Trojan Horse. You’re not going to go into a network and sell a show on really fascinating tales of black women, and Latina women, and old women and criminals. But if you take this white girl, this sort of fish out of water, and you follow her in, you can then expand your world and tell all of those other stories. But it’s a hard sell to just go in and try to sell those stories initially. The girl next door, the cool blonde, is a very easy access point, and it’s relatable for a lot of audiences and a lot of networks looking for a certain demographic. It’s useful."
Jenji Kohan, Orange is the New Black show creator
even the show writers know that piper isnt as interesting
I made a fire all by myself last night, with one match and a bunch of sticks. I’m pretty proud of myself.Posted on July 18, 2014 at 12:44 PM
Totally BFF’s, They’re too adorable to be true
(via celticruinsdesigns)Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:59 PM
Posted on July 15, 2014 at 11:44 AM
There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.
Look Into My Eyes (by San Diego Zoo Global)
(via psycloneofsouls)Posted on July 15, 2014 at 11:37 AM
cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal
(via ghostlyglitter)Posted on July 15, 2014 at 11:33 AM
Posted on July 14, 2014 at 7:28 PM
me digging your grave
My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.